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Mmm grape seed

Officer Shoots Naked Student With Taser Gun — Twice

The student, covered in grape seed oil and wearing nothing but a long beard and shoulder length hair, entered the lunchroom area and began yelling and flailing his arms, police said.

Mostly, I just think this is amazing. Also, do people really “wear” beards? I mean, if you called a phone sex line and say “Hey baby, watcha wearing?” would “A beard” ever be an acceptable answer? (Pretend the phone sex line is staffed by men…or hairy women….shut up.)