Quote of the Year
Dusty rules.
yeah, ooh. like, you’re being fucked in the ass and then he comes on your back by writing out a something that says, “MARRY ME, BABYBOO!” in reverse cock-writing and then he sprinkles red and gold glitter all over to make the words stand out and then you run around to find a mirror to read the secret message because this is a game you play pretty much all the damn time. like, just yesterday the message read out, “GET ME A TURKEY BACON GUACAMOLE SUB FROM QUIZNO’S!”

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