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So, let’s play pretend. I’m some kind of really weak demi-god with kinda lame powers, and I only got one “smite” per lifetime. Who would I utilize my only smite on? The fucker who invented those plastic shell packs that they put computer parts into. Before those were invented, I didn’t think it was actually possible to ruin the joyous occasion of purchasing gratuitous technology. Now, I know that having that hot little number in my hands is only the beginning.

I just spent a good 7 minutes trying desperately to unleash my XBox Live Points from their polymer prison. I was so excited when the package arrived, but now I can only collapse in an exhausted heap, clutching my hard-earned prize. *sob* It’s like they just sat there and said “Hmm, who are the least athletically inclined people in the world? Computer dorks! Let’s give them packaging only their video game gods can actually open!”

~ by brandie on April 10, 2007.