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Mmm grape seed

Officer Shoots Naked Student With Taser Gun — Twice

The student, covered in grape seed oil and wearing nothing but a long beard and shoulder length hair, entered the lunchroom area and began yelling and flailing his arms, police said.

Mostly, I just think this is amazing. Also, do people really “wear” beards? I mean, if you called a phone sex line and say “Hey baby, watcha wearing?” would “A beard” ever be an acceptable answer? (Pretend the phone sex line is staffed by men…or hairy women….shut up.)

~ by brandie on January 30, 2007.

10 Responses to “Mmm grape seed”

  1. I wore a beard once … all that I remember is being tasered.

    Sol740 said this on March 18th, 2007 at 11:57 pm

  2. This explains how you found my site! You’re the kid from the article and you were doing a vanity search for discussion about your big day.

    brandie said this on March 19th, 2007 at 8:19 am

  3. I actually found your site by accident. LOL. Sorry to disappoint. Though if you want me to do a reinactment, say near a police station, in a drunken stupor, that sounds within reason.

    Sol740 said this on March 19th, 2007 at 1:53 pm

  4. Well, finding the site by accident isn’t nearly as good as you being the grape seed kid, but I suppose it’s intriguing all the same since I still can’t imagine how you stumbled upon it. :)

    I think a reinactment is DEFINITELY in order. YouTube or it didn’t happen!

    brandie said this on March 20th, 2007 at 7:01 am

  5. Indeed ! So I suppose that makes me an enigma, wrapped in a mystery, sauteed in a sweet & sour conundrum.

    Sol740 said this on March 20th, 2007 at 1:04 pm

  6. Sol how the fuck did you find this site? Brandie did you leave a link in the comments on my blog or something?

    r3dw0rm said this on March 27th, 2007 at 12:56 pm

  7. I think he found me because I have a link to my blog in my profile on your site when I leave a comment. Your ugly chick porn brought us together.

    brandie said this on March 27th, 2007 at 1:50 pm

  8. Oh NOES !!! I AM UNDONE TWICE EVEN !

    Sol740 said this on April 1st, 2007 at 11:41 pm

  9. So it would seem! However I have never met this man and he has certainly never posted upon my log which resides on the web. Although talk around the village suggests that he did fuck one of my 7 wives and that is why I have bumps on my log that I do not post about on the web.

    awww shit!

    r3dw0rm said this on April 6th, 2007 at 4:27 am

  10. Whoa. I know way more about your log than I ever wanted.

    brandie said this on April 6th, 2007 at 7:55 am

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